Belt Up!

We have all been there, we leave the house with our trousers unbelted, believing that they won’t slip down and then the unfathomable happens. You are presented with the genuine horror that you have to bend down to pick up the mayonnaise from the bottom shelf in the local supermarket.

You’re wearing Rocko’s Modern Life underpants that you got from Universal Studios in 1994 and the woman of your dreams is giving you the eye whilst browsing the silver skin onions. Do you go head first into the mayonnaise, leaning forward, revealing your vintage underwear to the lady with such great taste in brine? Crouch down like an 1920’s housewife to retrieve your egg-based spread thus making the pickle-viewing lady run to the cereal aisle due to your feminine replications? Or do you simply hang you head in shame at the fact you should have worn a belt and drown your sorrows in a Panda pop and toad in the hole at the on site cafe?

This debate need not cross your mind again, as here at TRiCKETT we have designed and created a simple and effective belt. Brown leather, square cut and and a stainless steel buckle. No messing around, just plain and simple. They are arriving in the next few weeks and then you can leave your house safe in the knowledge that the only thing you will be revealing is your excellent taste in spreads and clothing.