Early Bath

That sad moment when you realise that you must leave the pitch after committing a heinous crime / crimes as judged by the referee is one of the more infuriating aspects of sport. Whatever your game, there is always the genuine threat of being sent for an early shower if you don’t stick to the rules entirely.

However this moment can be made a touch better with our latest product, Morgan’s Antiseptic soap. Morgan’s have been making soap for over 100 years, so they have seen the highs and lows of sport throughout the ages with their bars. The soap has plenty of vitamin E in there to keep your skin squeaky clean so your Mum will be happy and it also comes in some amazing packaging so you’ll be happy.

Be warned though, the soap does smell of your happiest days at primary school. Keep your grey shorts as far away as possible or you may be trotting down to your local primary school to learn Henry VIII’s wives again!