Clif Hanger

Being a small shop you have to take educated guesses on whether things will be popular or not. Turns out you buying folk prefer bobble hats to pencils or polo shirts to t-shirts. However, one thing that is very clear is that you all seem to love Clif bars.

Clif bars are pretty ace in the respect that they are an energy bar that releases their magical powers slowly, without filling you up with so many chemicals you end up running around a play area so fast you end up blacking out in a ball pit, smelling of B.O.

The founder of the company, Gary Erickson, is a man after our own heart as this trumpet enthusiast decided to make something he liked, after no-one else was offering him a product that suited his needs. So a few baking sessions later he came up with the Clif bar and the rest as they say (or I can’t really be bothered typing more as it’s late) is history.

So next time you see your mate chewing luminous green tablets and swigging an energy drink, with veins on his head resembling the outline of Italy, reach for your Clif bar and be safe in the knowledge you’re much cooler. It’s our secret.

So click here to get yours before Fern eats them all.